Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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