Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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