What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
