On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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