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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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