More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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