Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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