If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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