I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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