Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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