i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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