toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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