What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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