Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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