She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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