That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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