Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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