How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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