She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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