Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Can you bring me the toilet please
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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