So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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