This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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