White coat. Heels.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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