if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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