yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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