I think scott just propositioned me for sex
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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