Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
