About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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