My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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