Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Are we still banned from the library?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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