Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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