Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
