We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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