It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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