You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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