is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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