dude i'm inner monologue high
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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