so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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