But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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