It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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