Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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