i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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