She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This is the high leading the old right now
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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