Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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