The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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