How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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