if you like me you must not know who I am
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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