We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
