my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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