K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
wanna go halves on a baby?
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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