Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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