he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I need you to use more vowels.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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