you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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