Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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