So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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