No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize
