he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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