My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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