she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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