You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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