return my video game
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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